As we end another year, that's usually the time people start making their new years resolutions. I'm actually curious as to what YOURS is going to be. Often times it's people wanting to commit to being healthier, breaking bad habits...but, I'm really hoping that you aren't going to attempt to break your addiction to me. That would be sad. Perhaps, impossible! Especially since I'm getting bigger, stronger, and harder. I know I talk about that all year long. But now I'm 3 weeks back into an actual gym environment. Not just my home gym! I have all the equipment I need at my disposal! And to b...

As we end another year, that's usually the time people start making their new years resolutions. I'm actually curious as to what YOURS is going to be. Often times it's people wanting to commit to being healthier, breaking bad habits...but, I'm really hoping that you aren't going to attempt to break your addiction to me. That would be sad. Perhaps, impossible! Especially since I'm getting bigger, stronger, and harder. I know I talk about that all year long. But now I'm 3 weeks back into an actual gym environment. Not just my home gym! I have all the equipment I need at my disposal! And to boot, an unlimited supply of muscle juice! You must already be shaking and experiencing cold sweats! The thought of trying to break your addiction to my peaked biceps, that are only going to be getting bigger! IF that was going to be one of your resolutions, to break your addiction to me, I'm sure you are already second guessing it. As I stand before you now, slathering on my muscle juice onto my Goddess like statuesque physique, you most definitely have to be questioning if you can break your addiction. Holding on to my abs after the holidays is hard to do, but, do you even have one ab? I mean, the holiday food has definitely filled my muscles out. The pumping and flexing of my glistening muscles has you mesmerized. Can you imagine me getting bigger muscles as the new year comes into play? I may have to buy new clothes! Good thing most of my clothes have straps that stretch! My pecs are so hard they look like bricks places strategically under my skin! I want my traps up to my ears and my biceps pressed up against my forearms with every flex! They will definitely protrude over my massive shoulders! My most muscular poses expose more veins riddled throughout my neck, traps and pecs. I want more peaks and valleys! Are you in a trance yet? Just look at my biceps up close! Such perfectly sculpted bulging bouncing balls of muscle! Maybe your new years resolution should be to just accept that I'm bigger than you! That I always have been! That I always will be! And that you are just going to watch me get bigger and stronger! THAT way, you can prove to yourself that you can not fail at something! I know I won't! My lats will protrude further, ripping shirts year round! Stretching the fibers of all my shirts! Continue imagining of what's to come! I think you're excited, aren't you! You know I have the motivation and dedication. But my best attribute is my discipline! And with that, you just can not fail Everything is going to grow on me! Get bigger! You can accept that, right?