I've agreed to a date with a stranger from a dating app. As I wait in the lobby of the restaurant, I curiously look around, wondering who this man could be. The persons profile stated that they were 5'7" and worked out. That was enough to catch my interest. I'm approached, and, to my surprise, this person does not fit their dating app profile. I ask they are who I was meeting, and I try my best to not be taken aback by the fact this man was clearly NOT 5'7". I quickly suggest we sit down and get to know each other. I ask him to tell me about himself, with no rush to order. I reiterate that...

I've agreed to a date with a stranger from a dating app. As I wait in the lobby of the restaurant, I curiously look around, wondering who this man could be. The persons profile stated that they were 5'7" and worked out. That was enough to catch my interest. I'm approached, and, to my surprise, this person does not fit their dating app profile. I ask they are who I was meeting, and I try my best to not be taken aback by the fact this man was clearly NOT 5'7". I quickly suggest we sit down and get to know each other. I ask him to tell me about himself, with no rush to order. I reiterate that his profile suggested he worked out. I curiously ask if he is more of a marathon runner, since I am not seeing any muscle. Again, I try to stay polite about what I see before me. I casually slip my sweater off and explain that I hardly have the time to work out. My date is staring, commenting on my full muscles. Again, I say "this is nothing...as I hardly work out, and I am blessed with such great genetics". I explain that I'm coming into more free time and my plans to really start working out and getting bigger is exciting to me! My date looks intimidated, questioning my ability to get even bigger. He seems shocked, and I just laugh it off. I talk about how it's already hard to find clothes that fit me. I ask him to show my his quads and biceps, but he clearly wore pants and sleeves to not have to expose his lack of muscle. I flex my biceps for him instead. He sinks down in his chair, seemingly embarrassed. I don't care who is looking, and express that at least I was honest with my profile pictures on the dating app. He knew just who he was meeting. I can tell he in envious at the fact I hardly have to work out and still look the way I do now. I rub it in how the coming months are really going to be exciting, with me working out more and harder, lifting heavier and getting bigger. I explain how having such a great foundation is to my benefit, and tease him that he is lacking a good firm foundation. I continue to tease him, and tell him to quite his whining. I promise him that I will outgrow him, showing how I'm already wider than he is. I tell him my true thoughts, about how scrawny and frail he looks, and how his nervousness is making him sink into his chair. I concentrate on the fact that I KNOW he is not 5'7". Yet another lie he put on his profile. When he walked in, I was eye to eye with him. I ask him to stand up, comparing out heights to each other. I ask him what people think we are talking about right now. If he thinks we're talking about how small he is compared to me? How tiny and pathetic you are compared to me? I doubt it! Not as I look seductively in your eyes, telling you exactly how it is. I'm bigger than you, stronger than you, and remind you of what's to come in the next couple of months. I'm ready to order now, and I'm guessing you won't be ordering off the adult menu?! Go ahead and order a full meal, I can easily finish mine and move on finish your leftovers. I want to know, though, why would you submit yourself to this humility? Did you think you were anywhere near my league? Or my height?! LOLOL! Are you regretting this date yet? Stand up! Right now! I want you to prove that you're really 5'7"! I take my shoes off, and we are eye to eye, with me only 5'5"! In fact, you seem to be shorter than I am! I think we should have another date, say, in about 6 weeks! After I've put in some real effort in the gym. And you should do the same. Although, I highly doubt you would come anywhere NEAR my size as I am right now. I could give you pointers, but, what works for me, certainly won't work for you!