It's time we have a little chat...NEIGHBOR! You think I haven't noticed you from across the street, staring with infatuation and obsessive admiration? Watching everything I do, whether gardening, taking the trash out, or heading to the store where you, "coincidentally", happen to pop up at every single time? Well, see, I'm playing a game with you. I make more errands than I really have just to watch how you ridiculously involved you are with me! So today is the day I confront you about your addiction to me, and your addiction to strong muscular powerful women. I stand in front of you teasin...

It's time we have a little chat...NEIGHBOR! You think I haven't noticed you from across the street, staring with infatuation and obsessive admiration? Watching everything I do, whether gardening, taking the trash out, or heading to the store where you, "coincidentally", happen to pop up at every single time? Well, see, I'm playing a game with you. I make more errands than I really have just to watch how you ridiculously involved you are with me! So today is the day I confront you about your addiction to me, and your addiction to strong muscular powerful women. I stand in front of you teasing and taunting you as I trace the lines of my hard body and lightly hit them to show how solid they are. I can say this...you have great taste! And as a bonus, I get to let your weak, fragile, puny little wife in on YOUR secret! Your desire for a strong, muscular woman like myself is at its peak. You don't even know your wife exists anymore because I take up all of your thoughts. Images of me dancing in your head 24/7-365 days a year! I'm here not only to confront you and expose your secret to your wife, but also to shove it in wifeys face! I want her to see what a REAL woman looks like. And how easy it would be for me to rip you away from her at any given moment. I ask her to compare her fragile mushy arms to mine...HA! What a joke! I am so much harder, so much stronger, so much more powerful and sooo much sexier than she could ever be! She quickly learns the reality that I am SOOO much more woman than she could ever be, cries her little tears of shame, while I whisk you away from her! Sorry wifey!