I've come home from one of the greatest workouts, only to find you sitting around, like the lazy fuck you are. Doing nothing, while I take care of myself, being healthy, improving my body, and you just sit there like a lump of coal on the couch. My arms are so pumped from my workout I can hardly take off my jacket, yet, you just sit there, unenthusiastic to help me. And what is that you're watching on tv? Are those female bodybuilders? You have a live, muscle goddess in your house and you're sitting there watching those videos? Enraged, I demand you turn off the tv...NOW! I flex my huge bi... Show more