It seems like I'm always cleaning up around my house. Clothes everywhere. Nothing seems organized, the way I like it. Dare I look behind this curtain? Who know what I may find?! I look up and down the shelves and come across a can. It claims to be Popeyes Spinach! Now, I know what happens to Popeye when HE eats his spinach, but, could this can of spinach really do the same for me? Intrigued, I decide to open up the can drink right from it. Yuck, it certainly doesn't taste very good! I wait, then take another gulp. My right arm twitches out of nowhere. I feel a tingling feeling come about m...

It seems like I'm always cleaning up around my house. Clothes everywhere. Nothing seems organized, the way I like it. Dare I look behind this curtain? Who know what I may find?! I look up and down the shelves and come across a can. It claims to be Popeyes Spinach! Now, I know what happens to Popeye when HE eats his spinach, but, could this can of spinach really do the same for me? Intrigued, I decide to open up the can drink right from it. Yuck, it certainly doesn't taste very good! I wait, then take another gulp. My right arm twitches out of nowhere. I feel a tingling feeling come about me that pushes me back. My arms start to pull in like a bicep pose. My top is clearly getting tighter as it digs into my lats. I decide to finish off the entire can and toss it aside. WHOA! What a rush! My biceps pull up and into a double bicep pose. I swear it feels like my shirts is going to tear at the seams! You can see my split peaked biceps right through my shirt. My shoulders are so full! This is the best feeling EVER! I can't stop flexing and pumping my biceps! And here I always thought Popeye was just a cartoon, not actually getting strength and power from his spinach the way it portrays. But I'm getting that same feeling right now! Like I could lift a building right off of its foundation! My pecs are so thick and hard. I keep watching myself grow and I can't get ahold of the need to flex and pump up these muscles I've grown. My shirt has become so tight it's cutting off my oxygen supply. I wonder if I can get it off without ripping it? I pry it from my back and arms, going right into a most muscular pose. I'd go head to head with Popeye right now, seeing who could lift the most tons, or, who would win in an arm wrestling match. What do I do with all this power? I wonder how long it's going to last? I might have to go release all this strength, power and stamina in the outside world! Popeye never gets as big as I am right now. He never has veins exploding from underneath his skin. He can toot his little pipe all he wants as I mesmerize him with my bouncing pecs and my own two pipes! I know there has to be more of that spinach stashed around here somewhere! I'm on a mission to find it!