I love a good post workout stretch. And I know you watch me working out. Admiring how much stronger and bigger I am than you. Muscles like mine need to be stretched. But you don't have any muscles, so you wouldn't understand. You get exhausted just by watching me work out. You get a treat today! I invite you to watch me stretch out my dense, mature muscles. I would let you massage my muscles, but I doubt even your puny little hands are strong enough to really do any work. HEY! While I'm down here on the floor, I challenge you to an arm wrestling match! I give you several advantages and you STI... Show more