Your cute little shoes are so light, and so tiny. Shoes this small are only good for destroying. With my giant feet, my big hands, and my powerful muscles! These shoes have no chance. First, I compare one of my sneakers side by side with yours. It looks so cute next to mine! Then I stuff my giant foot into the tiny opening of your shoe. My toes are curled up and cramped inside your sneakers, stretching out the fabric. The real fun is about to begin, though. I pry my feet out of your sneakers and start pulling the laces out, talking about how I going to destroy your sneakers. My powerful ha...

Your cute little shoes are so light, and so tiny. Shoes this small are only good for destroying. With my giant feet, my big hands, and my powerful muscles! These shoes have no chance. First, I compare one of my sneakers side by side with yours. It looks so cute next to mine! Then I stuff my giant foot into the tiny opening of your shoe. My toes are curled up and cramped inside your sneakers, stretching out the fabric. The real fun is about to begin, though. I pry my feet out of your sneakers and start pulling the laces out, talking about how I going to destroy your sneakers. My powerful hands start pulling at the seams. Oh how I love listening to the snapping of the threads and the ripping of the fabric. These so called durable shoes are no match for my power and strength. You think the rubber soles of your worthless sneakers can't be damaged? Ha! Watch as I pull the rubber soles right in half! When I'm done with your first fragile sneaker, I move on to the other tiny one. My strong muscles brutalize your wimpy sneakers! They're more like...ballerina shoes! I've shredded your sneakers with my bare hands, without even breaking a nail! I would say, your sneakers are now...DEFECTIVE!!!