I noticed this weirdo staring in from outside so I called Parker over to check it out with me. We thought it would be funny to let him inside and think that we were flirting with him! Once we let him in, we had some humiliating questions for him.

Excuse Me, but what were you doing outside My window? Were you lost? Or were you just trying to get a closer look at the beautiful women inside? Oh you were! And now you think because we let you in that you're going to get some? You want to come worship us, don't you? What would you do to be at our feet, kissing our shoes? You're... Show more