Come play a quick round of Zelda with Me while you take My perfect feet in your mouth and clean them up. I might forget you’re down there from time to time - I get totally lost when I’m playing. I talk out loud to Myself constantly (and adorably, and honestly profanely) but you, little foot loser? you can keep perfectly quiet while you worship those beautiful soles & toes. It’s your job to lick and suck and adore those feet while I relax and enjoy Myself to the fullest. Pleasure for Me, feet & denial for you. Exactly as it should be.

Come play a quick round of Zelda with Me while you take My perfect feet in your mouth and clean them up. I might forget you’re down there from time to time - I get totally lost when I’m playing. I talk out loud to Myself constantly (and adorably, and honestly profanely) but you, little foot loser? you can keep perfectly quiet while you worship those beautiful soles & toes. It’s your job to lick and suck and adore those feet while I relax and enjoy Myself to the fullest. Pleasure for Me, feet & denial for you. Exactly as it should be.