My perfect, powerful pussy is incredibly selective and she can instantly tell that you don't have what it takes to please Me. your worthless, sexless dick has nothing to offer Me: it can't stay hard, it isn't big enough, and you cum in two seconds flat. But there is one thing about you that might please My pretty pussy. I'm talking, of course, about your wallet.

It just doesn't have the same problems as that pathetic pindick. your wallet is hard, and thick, and full of pleasing cash. your wallet can go allllll night long. your wallet has an actual chance of turning Me on.

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My perfect, powerful pussy is incredibly selective and she can instantly tell that you don't have what it takes to please Me. your worthless, sexless dick has nothing to offer Me: it can't stay hard, it isn't big enough, and you cum in two seconds flat. But there is one thing about you that might please My pretty pussy. I'm talking, of course, about your wallet.

It just doesn't have the same problems as that pathetic pindick. your wallet is hard, and thick, and full of pleasing cash. your wallet can go allllll night long. your wallet has an actual chance of turning Me on.

So forget about your cock, forget about your sexless existence, and focus on the only way you can ever please My pussy.