you’re out at the bar hoping to maybe talk to Me when this big group of guys walks in and decides to mess with you. A few minutes later, you’re on the floor and I’m standing over you, telling you how funny it was to watch the leader of the group take you down. In fact, it was actually really hot. I wore on of My favorite lip glosses tonight too, and I KNOW he’ll want to flirt with Me. Maybe I’ll even take him home and wrap these perfect glossy lips around him....enjoy the floor, loser!