Happy Birthday to ME! Today is all about worshiping, adoring, and celebrating Me. And you're going to do just that! Stroke, send, and give Me MORE for My birthday. I'm going to make so much money today I'll completely lose count, and I know how badly you want to say you're a part of that win. I'll be on My lavish birthday vacation & you'll be in front of the screen stroking, sending, and salivating over My perfection. Sounds exactly right to Me. Here's to another year of being a profitable, prolific, positively perfect Princess!