you’ve been on a few dates with this new girl, and as your best friend, I really think it’s time you get deep with her. you need to tell her what you really crave: cock. Tell her how much you love spreading your holes for My boyfriends, and let’s see how she takes it. If she wants in on the fun, bring her over! And if she totally rejects you, I’ll make sure you have a nice, hung consolation prize waiting to spread you wide, bestie.