Imagine this: you walk up to ME, perfect Miss Maddy, while I’m minding My business, enjoying an afternoon reading a good book at the park. you have the audacity to interrupt Me and what do you do? Ask Me on a date?? And you thought I wouldn’t absolutely humiliate you in front of every single person here? Delusional. What a pathetic loser freak. And now allll these people will know it!

Imagine this: you walk up to ME, perfect Miss Maddy, while I’m minding My business, enjoying an afternoon reading a good book at the park. you have the audacity to interrupt Me and what do you do? Ask Me on a date?? And you thought I wouldn’t absolutely humiliate you in front of every single person here? Delusional. What a pathetic loser freak. And now allll these people will know it!