It's almost time to go back to school and I'm excited about all the college parties...but also a little bit nervous that you might be tempted to cheat. Obviously the relationship would be over, and neither of us wants that, so I've come up with the perfect plan. Have you heard of a chastity device, boyfriend? If you really love Me and want to make it work, you'll try it. I even think you'll start to enjoy it...all that teasing and frustration will make for such intense sex when I can see you again, after all. What do you say, will you try it just for Me?