Have I ever told you I'm lactose intolerant? It's true, any time I have dairy my belly gets really bloated and I'll fart for days! You know those really deep rumbles that stink so bad the whole room has an invisible smelly cloud lingering? The same things with eggs! Combine the two and I'm a farting machine! I've been farting for 3 days straight & I love it. It feels soooo good to have a massive fart. Everyone loves their own brand and now you can enjoy my brand too.

My gassy ass looks so hot in these red latex pants & every time I fart all you want to do is breath in my scent. Obv... Show more