It's Christmas and before we open presents let's watch a movie.
I know you love hanging out with me but I gotta warn you I'm EXSTREMLY gassy! All that food we had for dinner last night has made me fart non stop. Not like I care what you think and you're geek that I love to annoy anyways.

I also haven't showered in days but you're used to seeing me all natural in the morning and I know girls don't give you attention anyways so whatever! Who knows maybe I'll turn you into my little fart sniffing pervert yet! Lets see if my farts give you a boner. If you do get horny and cum you g...

It's Christmas and before we open presents let's watch a movie.
I know you love hanging out with me but I gotta warn you I'm EXSTREMLY gassy! All that food we had for dinner last night has made me fart non stop. Not like I care what you think and you're geek that I love to annoy anyways.

I also haven't showered in days but you're used to seeing me all natural in the morning and I know girls don't give you attention anyways so whatever! Who knows maybe I'll turn you into my little fart sniffing pervert yet! Lets see if my farts give you a boner. If you do get horny and cum you gotta be careful not to get caught because we'll get in so much trouble. You'll be known as a total fart sniffing pervert!