I've been very lazy and haven't shower in 1 week. Now my armpits and super stinky and gross. I didn't even brush my hair or put nice clothes on and why should I for you! These nasty armpits reek of onions and the smell is so strong I can barely inhale the scent. Now bring me your face and take a deep inhale of my super nasty armpits. Maybe I'll even let you taste them! It's also been a few days since I shaved so my little hairs are turning into stubble. I bet you like that too.

I've been very lazy and haven't shower in 1 week. Now my armpits and super stinky and gross. I didn't even brush my hair or put nice clothes on and why should I for you! These nasty armpits reek of onions and the smell is so strong I can barely inhale the scent. Now bring me your face and take a deep inhale of my super nasty armpits. Maybe I'll even let you taste them! It's also been a few days since I shaved so my little hairs are turning into stubble. I bet you like that too.