Beans, beans, beans. You know what they say right? The more you eat, the more you fart! Well I've been eating beans for 3 days and my farts are so nasty! I've become very gassy and all I can do is toot. For more farting power I'm gonna eat some beans and get messy, slathering some beans on my chest, ass cheeks and ass crack. While I splosh in a can of beans I'll be farting for you. I know you love to hear my dirty ass fart so I'll be making it extra messy and extra smelly just for you fart boy. I might even let you lick my dirty asshole, we don't want to waste any food or farts do we?!