Off to get my morning coffee but didn't have enough time to take a shower so I'm already really dirty and stinky. Doesn't help when it's that time of the month and I'm feeling extra nasty. After a few sips of my coffee I had to rush to the toilet or I would have s h 1 t myself! I can barely hold it in, I gotta take a big dump so bad. I wonder if anyone can smell my nasty dirty doo? I bet you would LOVE to smell my dirty ass! In fact you're no longer a man, you're my human toilet and that tongue of yours is my toilet paper. I gotta piss too so your mouth will be full of my waste. Now make su... Show more