You can say goodbye to pussy & goodbye to sex! Your life no longer includes any of that...

What you life NOW functions around is my delicious farts. Did you really think a hot woman like me would actually give you any attention any other way? Nope, never! In fact there is nothing more I enjoy that releasing my gassy ass all over your face and the deeper you bury your nose in my sweaty ass cheeks the better. I just got home from the gym and my yoga pants are filling up with rotten gas....just waiting for you to take a deep sniff and inhale your new oxygen....might even save you from... Show more