Just finished my workout and had a craving for a greasy burger! Well I should have known better because it gave me the worst gas ever. I couldn't even make it home without farting up a storm so I sat outside and let me nasty farts rip. Each bite of this greasy burger made my IBS go nuts and that made me super gassy. Don't worry I didn't let any farts go to waste, I saved you a bunch of rotten farts. Bring your nose to my sweaty ass and inhale through my yoga leggings.

Just a Fart Slave