You don't have a chance with me and this is something you already know so you're willing to do just about anything to get my attention. I want you to get 4 or more cans of beans, fill up your tub and bathe in them. While you do this, set aside a little for me to eat so I can get super gassy!

I want to make my ass so full of stinky farts that way I can show you what is the only thing you will get from me. My rotten stinky asshole! My loud farts will be the only thing you get to worship. As if I would ever let you worship my tits or pussy! NOPE just my ass farting all over you.