It's been approximately 4 days or more since I took a shower! I'm building up quite the ass stink for you! I know you like my asshole a little extra flavorful so I have a treat for you! The other day I decided to up my protein and ate a whole bag of boiled eggs and now I just can't stop farting. Everywhere I go I need to fart! My gassy ass is sooooo nasty right now I need your tongue to clean it. After the gym I picked up a coffee and as I was sitting I had to fart really bad but was scared to push because I know it could get messy so I rushed to the toilet and sure enough I had already sta... Show more