You can't go pee and number 2 in the ocean. We have to keep the waters clean. So listen to step-mommy shark Mae Ling and get padded up. Mae Ling raised you better than that, she's taught you better than to be messy and stinky, you need to be padded up and contain yourself from all the other fishes. You must be thinking, o but we're under water, the diaper is going to swell up immediately and feel so tight that you won't be able to swim around so well. Make her proud when you swim around with her, where all the other fishes will swim away in awe of her power. Complaining about your diaper ti...

You can't go pee and number 2 in the ocean. We have to keep the waters clean. So listen to step-mommy shark Mae Ling and get padded up. Mae Ling raised you better than that, she's taught you better than to be messy and stinky, you need to be padded up and contain yourself from all the other fishes. You must be thinking, o but we're under water, the diaper is going to swell up immediately and feel so tight that you won't be able to swim around so well. Make her proud when you swim around with her, where all the other fishes will swim away in awe of her power. Complaining about your diaper time? She shuts you right up with a pink pacifier.

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