Oh Robin, did you really think you could get with a pussy like Catwoman? No, you're a beta bird - cats will just eat you up. You do seem to be quite useful assisting Batman, so you can assist him pleasuring me. Go fetch the lube, condoms and clean up after us. You will never amount to be an alpha male - you're just Robin the sidekick. O did you want your own assistant in getting yourself off? You have one - your hand. No woman wants a beta, you're on your own.

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