I’m just enjoying my bag of chips when all of a sudden what do I find? It’s a tiny man! What are you doing in my bag of chips? Oh, you’re covered in salt and vinegar, my favorite chip flavor! Let me just lick all off of you really quick. I just love this flavor so much, licking it all off of you just tastes so good! You actually are the perfect size for a toothpick too. Why don’t you become my little toothpick for now. You can grab the little pieces of chips in between my teeth for me. I want to keep you safe and with me at all times so why don’t I just swallow you! I can’t think of any ot... Show more