Hey down there! I know you must have so many questions. First let me kiss you, you never let me kiss you when you were normal sized. We were always meant to be together. But it became obvious you were never going to leave her so I shrunk both of you down. Where is she? Well, I swallowed her! Now that she’s out of the way, I want you to explore my naked body. What's that? You miss her? Well fine, if you want to be with your stupid girlfriend anyways, I’ll just swallow you too. That way both you can be together trapped inside of my body.