I come home from a long busy day at work to find you with another woman?! After two years of marriage I cannot believe you've done this to me! Later, once I'm alone, I do an internet search to brainstorm ideas on how to get revenge on you. I wind up finding a poison that claims it can shrink you. This is perfect because all I want is to turn you into the piece of s*** that you are.

I tell you that I wanna talk about our marriage, just talk through our issues like civilized adults. I give you some coconut water, your favorite. What you don't know, is that I spiked it with the shrink... Show more