After three dates I finally brought you back to my place. I’m starting to think you’re relationship material. I think we really should take this to the next level and get sexy! Wait you want to show me something? Sure, take off your pants. Oh.... where’s your penis? Wait, that’s your dick!? It’s so tiny! Having sex is a big part of being in a relationship for me. This is never going to work. I would never be able to feel that tiny thing! I’m so turned off now, I’m not even wet anymore. It’s kind of grossing me out.