It's almost Christmastime, and Santa is making his rounds to check in on all the elves doing their jobs. He comes across a rather lackluster elf, frowning while barely wrapping anything. She asks if he got her transfer request to be moved from the Present Preparation Patrol to the Pregnancy Patrol, as all the other elves her age are being transferred there. Santa says she is not ready yet, but she says she is more than ready. All she has to do is POW get pregnant... Right? Santa says she needs more training. She begs Santa to help her, and he says he will gladly train her instead of letting... Show more