Your friends and all their significant others were going to ruin our wedding! I just couldn't have that so I found a way to fix it, I shrunk the obnoxious twerps down and chewed them up in front of you. Our wedding wont have many guest now and now you have no friends and no pesky ex girl friends either (since i devoured them) You have me, your almost new wife. I should be the ONLY person in your life now!