Instead of a Sabbatic Goat, it turns out that Baphomet is actually a bratty goth bitch who's full of herself and wants everything you've got to give. Gods are meant to be worshipped, whether they're good or evil is besides the point. There's a lot worse places to end up than beneath this particular hot, dirty demon. You were born inferior to this unholy beauty therefore your true purpose is to serve her as a slave, submissive, worm...whatever you wanna call it. Sacrifice all your free time, ca$h and mental capacity for this Goddess. Stare at the sigil emblazoned all over her body and reach...

Instead of a Sabbatic Goat, it turns out that Baphomet is actually a bratty goth bitch who's full of herself and wants everything you've got to give. Gods are meant to be worshipped, whether they're good or evil is besides the point. There's a lot worse places to end up than beneath this particular hot, dirty demon. You were born inferior to this unholy beauty therefore your true purpose is to serve her as a slave, submissive, worm...whatever you wanna call it. Sacrifice all your free time, ca$h and mental capacity for this Goddess. Stare at the sigil emblazoned all over her body and reach out to touch her fat ass. All of these mortal women dancing around in bikinis claiming their Goddess' know nothing about it. Baphomet, an ancient deity believed to be worshipped by the Knights Templar and immortalised by Eliphas Levi however, knows ALL of your dirty little secrets and if you don't do as you're told then she might just let a few slip.....