Don't think your lack of effort at work has went unnoticed recently! There's no hope in hell you're going to get that promotion now, slacker. Everyone knows you're in big trouble with the Boss so you aren't the least bit surprised when she calls you into her office. You try to come up with something, a believable excuse as to why you've been so distracted. You think you might be able to talk your way out of it. At least they don't know you've been spending all your time looking at complete filth on your computer. You're using such ancient software, theres no way your boss has bothered to check...

Don't think your lack of effort at work has went unnoticed recently! There's no hope in hell you're going to get that promotion now, slacker. Everyone knows you're in big trouble with the Boss so you aren't the least bit surprised when she calls you into her office. You try to come up with something, a believable excuse as to why you've been so distracted. You think you might be able to talk your way out of it. At least they don't know you've been spending all your time looking at complete filth on your computer. You're using such ancient software, theres no way your boss has bothered to check. After a good bollocking, maybe your boss would be willing to make a deal. You keep your job and you do her a few favours every now and then...