Calamity Pain

A recent trip to Texas got me interested in the Wild West and was the inspiration for a cowboy film in which “Calamity Pain” rides again. All I needed was a willing slave to be my trusty steed and to let me ride him into the ground with my spurs and riding crop. He played his part well, but once we stripped off his horse’s head and suspended him in head to toe rubber, the fun really began. Well it was fun for me, even if he did keep saying “neigh..” .. and that’s the ‘mane’ thing, isn’t it? Sorry... the puns ARE intended and there is no way of “reining” me in today.. ... Show more