Those who know me well know that I lust after new equipment – especially when the items are prototypes that I’ve designed myself and ae unique to me and my clients. This film explores a new suction tube with integral metal sound which I had made a while ago but to which I am now giving a trail run to a client who’s already endured hours of mechanical masturbation. Oh... did I mention that the sound is electrified, and turning up the current and the speed can have dramatic effects?