This one might be tough to listen to, but get ready! I confront you about the fact that your dick doesn't *really* get that hard. I show off a dildo that I have and compare how stiff it is to your wet noodle of a penis. I laugh and make fun of your soft dick, imagine how embarrassing it is for you to try to penetrate a woman... oh my gosh, are you actually still a virgin if you've never been able to mush your dick into a pussy? I'm disgusted at the thought of your soft dick trying to have sex like a normal guy! I'm cracking myself up at the insults I'm hurling at you, but I'm also making lo... Show more