You hear Aunty Nera's feet coming up the stairs. You've been sent home from school again for wetting yourself this time in the middle of morning assembly infront of all the teachers, headmistress and all the pupils! You really have stitched yourself up this time haven't you?

The school called your Mummy but she was far too busy at work to come and collect you. So the school had no choice to call your Aunty Nera instead. You knew when she arrived to pick you up from school with your soggy trousers in a bag you would not be getting off lightly.

You Aunty marched you home and...

You hear Aunty Nera's feet coming up the stairs. You've been sent home from school again for wetting yourself this time in the middle of morning assembly infront of all the teachers, headmistress and all the pupils! You really have stitched yourself up this time haven't you?

The school called your Mummy but she was far too busy at work to come and collect you. So the school had no choice to call your Aunty Nera instead. You knew when she arrived to pick you up from school with your soggy trousers in a bag you would not be getting off lightly.

You Aunty marched you home and straight up the stairs and plonked you on the potty.

"You've got Two Minutes" she announces. She points and waggles her finger as she tells you if you don't use the potty in the next two minutes you will be in big trouble!

Aunty sets a timer on her phone and starts it.

She wanders into the bedroom still scolding you for being so silly at school today and questions over and over again why you keep wetting yourself! You put your head in your hands as she counts down the final seconds on the timer.

The timer sounds and Aunty announces loudly.

"Well have you been tinkle?...No...Right that's quite enough from you."

You start to kick and scream on the potty swinging your legs from side to side. Aunty is not having any of your silly tantrum and you will be doing as you are told.

Then Aunty comes in with a thick nappy...

"You want to tantrum like a silly boy?...Then you'll be treated like a silly boy!"