Oh dear! You've got yourself into a fine mess this time haven't you?

All you had to do was to remember to clear your browser history and you couldn't even do that could you? Such a stupid boy...

Well Mummy knows all about your dirty little secret and she knows just taking your laptop away isn't going to be an adaquate punishment.

No no...Mummy thinks you deserve much worse for having wet dreams about being put into nappies ...

It's your birthday next week and Mummy thinks it's only fair you won't be getting another year old but dropping back few.