I'm right in the middle of changing Pip's nappy when I get a phone call. It's My friend Emma!

Emma has called me up to fill me in on her date last night. Well I'm quite taken back as she tells me she ended up going back to his apartment and fucking him!

Pip whinges and squirms on the floor and I tell him to "Shhhhh" and "Be quiet" while I'm on the phone.

Then I get all the sordid details from Emma about how large his cock is and she tells me his friend is interested in me and if I could get a sitter sorted if I fancied joining them for dinner...possibly more!