You're such an asshole. Always swanning around with your massive ego. You need taking down a peg or two... and I have the perfect solution.
Whilist scanning the internet a few weeks ago I came across the dirtiest video I've ever witnessed, but I have to say the thrill of watching really aroused me. I think you are the perfect candidate for my revolting new kink.
Oh don't be such a prude... I thought you liked "dirty" sex?