Errr....What's that on Mummy's floor? Oh it's a grubby wearing pampers humper! ewww... Look at you down there just wriggling around in your own mess! You're such a dirty disgusting creature! Oh...You think Mummy kis going to change that dirty nappy? haha! Why on earth would Mummy do a thing like that? Mummy would much rather mush your mess into your bum bum and tell you how much of a dirty boy you really are! Are you getting all excited in your filthy nappies? How disgusting!!