What do you mean you don't want a nappy? You don't have a choice in the matter sweetheart. Mummy makes the rules and that is final.

Now you aren't going anywhere Mister until there is a thick nappy between your legs. Is that understood? Mummy can't have you making a mess all over her nice clean carpet can we?

When are you going to realise darling...Mummy doesn't like to hear the word "No" from . Just the words "Yes Mummy."