Mummy has always wanted a cute little one of her own to show all her friends and you make the perfect specimen. Your sweet little face, your little chubby cheeks, those innocent big eyes. You're just like the little one Mummy has alway wanted.
Now put your legs up for your brand new Mummy and she will pamper you with the thickest nappies between your legs, coo over you and take lots of pictures to show all her friends just how adorable you are.