"Well you must be Mummy's latest recruit." Mummy says clicking her pen.

You have had the most amazing opportunity to be Mummy's little one at her very own nursery. You cannot believe your luck. All you have to do is lay around in thick nappies all day without a care in the world.

You thought very wrong sweetheart!

Mummy opens her book and clears her throat. "There will be rules to your new lifestyle darling." She says.

Rules? but...but...you didn't say anything about rules on the phone Mummy.

Mummy asks you to sit down and you do so. Her presenc... Show more