What on earth do you think you are doing looking at Mummy that way? Little ones don't look at their Mummie's that way. That's revolting!

What the devil is Mummy going to do with you? I turn my back for one second, and you are trying to fuss around in your nappy. This is why Mummy put you in them in the first place, to keep an eye on you. Dirty boy!

Honestly, Mummy gets all dressed up, and you just can't keep your hands away from that nappy can you? You really are such an atrocity sometimes!

What has got into you lately? You never used used to be like this before. ... Show more