For the last 20 minutes I have been desparately holding a very strong urge to messing my nappy. Mummy had to fed me prunes that morning for breakfast because I am not filling my nappies as I should be.

For a moment my attention strays from my gurgling stomach to the conversation Mummy is having on the phone with her friend. Mummy's friend seems a little upset and Mummy insists that she comes over for a coffee to talk.

Then I realise my attention had strayed for too long and I am now sitting in a filthy squishy mess.

It doesn't take long for Mummy to smell the seat... Show more