"I would be waking up in your nursery very confused. You tell me how as soon as you met me in the pub last night, you saw how I kept looking at your breasts. You know what that means. I must be hungry for Mummy's milk?! You tell me how you love turning big girls and boys that need it (like me) into sweet little ones. You tell me about the baby clothes I am wearing - I'd best get used to them, as I'll be wearing them for a very long time. And what's this? A nappy? Yes I'll be wearing nappies from now on. I'll need them in fact. You know all about the special medicines and potions needed to ... Show more