"Who told you to take you nappy off?" Mummy bellowed as she came into the living room.

I had taken my nappy off because it was getting uncomfortable, and not to mention hot. I had had enough of being a silly baby in nappies. I didn't think Mummy would be so cross about it. Oh I should have known I was wrong very, very wrong.

Mummy questioned me asking if I had made a wet mess on the playmat, or even worse on Mummy's clean carpet. Then she repeated to me that my place was in nappies, because she knew I would make all my ridiculous messes in them, and not all over the floor.... Show more