We need to talk, Sweetie. Lately you’ve been spending a lot of time either playing video games or tinkering in the garage and I’m starting to worry about—you made me a present? Oh, look at this beautiful...is it a necklace? I love it, it says “STEP-MOMMY” on it and everything. Let me put it on right now and... ... ...suddenly the world turns pink and fuzzy. A bolt of pleasure shoots through my body. You know what, sexy? I don’t think you’ve been playing enough video games. Let me go change and set up the living room for you. It’s the least I can do after you made me, like, the BEST present ... Show more